Yo Mama So Fat Jokes
Some of the funniest and most creative Yo Mama jokes (not to mention meanest!) are those that poke fun at her size. And with that in mind, here's all our favorite funny Yo Mama So Fat jokes.
Yo Mama So Fat ...
her belly button gets home 15 mins before she does.
her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from her internet cache.
her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.
her shadow weighs 35 pounds.
I can stand on her belly and high five God.
I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
I told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.
I took a picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing.
I tried to hang a picture of her on my wall, and my wall fell over.
if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinct.
if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it.
Mount Everest tried to climb her.
she can't even jump to a conclusion.
she can't fit in any timeline.
she can't fit in this joke.
she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks.
she fell in love and broke it.
she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
she goes to KFC and licks other peoples' fingers.
she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
she has a sock for each toe.
she has her own ozone layer.
she has her own zip code.
she has more rolls than a bakery.
she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
she has to put her boobs in the back seat to drive.
she has two watches; one for each time zone she's in.
she hasn't got cellulite, she's got celluheavy.
she influences the tides.
she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.
she leaves footprints in concrete.
she needs a GPS to find her ass hole.
she pulls her pants down and her ass is still in them.
she puts on a black bathing suit and gets in the ocean, everyone screams "Oil spill!"
she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose.
she sat on the corner and the police came and said, "Break it up!"
she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D.
she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight.
she walked in front of the TV and I missed the whole Titanic movie.
she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctors gave her 87 years to live.
she's got a eating disorder. She eat dis order, and dat order, and everybody else's order too.
she's got more chins than a Honk Kong phone book.
she's got to iron her pants on the driveway.
she's on both sides of the family.
that even Dora couldn't explore her.
that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
that she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide.
that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
that when she farted she started global warming.
the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
that when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides.
when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina had come back to finish the job.
when she cuts she bleeds gravy.
when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We Are Family".
when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
when she jumped in the ocean she said "Beat that Moses."
when she stepped on the scale, Buzz Lightyear popped out and said "To infinity and beyond!"
when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
when she was in school she sat by everybody.
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
when she's going on an airplane, she has to pay baggage fees for her ass.
when she goes to an All You Can Eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo Mama So Fat Jokes
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