Funny Lawyer Advice Joke
A man visited his lawyer and said to him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”
“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.
“No,” said the man.
The lawyer said, “OK, then here’s what you should do. Send him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you.”
“But it’s only $500,’ replied the man.
“Exactly! That’s what he’ll reply and then you’ll have your proof!”