Funny Yo Mama So Stupid JokesA collection of really funny Yo Mama so stupid jokes

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Yo Mama So Stupid ...

Yo Mama so stupid I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo Momma so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.

Yo Mama so stupid she gave birth to you.

Yo Momma so stupid if she spoke her mind she'd probably be speechless.

Yo Mama so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.

Yo Momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo Mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

Yo Mama so stupid she brought a ladder to go to high school.

Yo Momma so stupid when someone stole her TV, she ran after them shouting, "You forgot the remote".

Yo Momma so stupid she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.

Yo Mama so stupid she disses her kids with Yo Mama jokes.

Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

Yo Mama so stupid when I said drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder.

Yo Mama so stupid she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time.

Yo Momma so stupid when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.

Yo Momma so stupid she returned a jigsaw puzzle because it was broken.

Yo Mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.

Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said 'Concentrate'.

Yo Momma so stupid she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep.

Yo Mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo Momma so stupid she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.

Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

Yo Mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo Momma so stupid she thought the Harlem Shake was a drink.

Yo Mama so stupid she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.

Yo Mama so stupid she studied for a blood test - and failed.

Yo Momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo Mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Yo Momma so stupid she thought a lightsaber had less calories.

Yo Mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo Mama so stupid she went to the beach to surf the internet.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo Momma so stupid she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.

Yo Mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo Mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo Mama so stupid when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.

Yo Mama so stupid she put two M&Ms in her ears and though she was listening to Eminem.

Yo Mama so stupid she stopped at a Stop sign and waited all day for it to say Go.

Yo Mama so stupid when I asked her to buy a color TV, she said, "What color?"


Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

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