Funny Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes
Yo Momma jokes are ever popular and none more so than Yo Mama So Stupid jokes.
So here's a collection of all the very best examples for you to use...
Yo Mama so stupid ...
I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
if she spoke her mind she'd probably be speechless.
if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
she brought a ladder to go to high school.
when someone stole her TV, she ran after them shouting, "You forgot the remote".
she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.
she disses her kids with Yo Mama jokes.
she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
when I said drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder.
she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time.
when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.
she returned a jigsaw puzzle because it was broken.
she sold her car for gasoline money.
she got hit by a parked car.
she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said 'Concentrate'.
she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep.
she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.
she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
she thought the Harlem Shake was a drink.
she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.
she studied for a blood test - and failed.
she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
she thought a lightsaber had less calories.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she went to the beach to surf the internet.
she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.
she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.
she put two M&Ms in her ears and though she was listening to Eminem.
she stopped at a Stop sign and waited all day for it to say Go.
when I asked her to buy a color TV, she said, "What color?"
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Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes
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