Funny Mother's Day Jokes
Mother's Day is the one day of the year when your Mom comes first.
That doesn't mean you can't have a joke at her expense though!
So with that in mind, here's a collection of our favorite funny Mother's Day jokes... (we still love you Mom, we're only joking!)
I shouted to my Mom on Mother's Day, "How does breakfast in bed sound?"
She said, "Ooh that sounds lovely!
I said, "Great, I'll have bacon, fries and two eggs."
I asked my Mom what she wanted for Mother's Day.
She said, "Thanks son, but all I want is a bit of caring and looking after."
So I put her in a nursing home.
I got my Mom a scratchcard for Mother's Day but I couldn't resist scratching it off myself, and would you believe it - it was a $10,000 winner!
I'm sure she'll like the flowers.
Last year on Mother's Day we had a big family get-together. Afterwards my Mom starting getting ready to do the dishes.
Of course I couldn't let her do that on her special day.
I said, "Leave the dishes, Mom. You can always do them tomorrow."
I asked my friend what he's getting his Mom for Mother's Day.
He said, "Nothing - why do they get a special day just for themselves. Why can't we have a Son Day?"
I said, "We do - it's the day after Saturday."
As today is Mother's Day, I have three special words for my Mom:
"What's for dinner?"
My Mom said she'd been looking forward to Mother's Day for ages.
I said, "Why? Your Mum's dead."
My friend asked me what I'd bought for Mother's Day.
I said, "Some suspenders and sexy underwear and I've booked a hotel room."
He said, "Don't you think that's a bit inappropriate for your Mom?"
I said, "Oh it's not for my Mom. It's all for yours."
I really wanted a games console so I presented my Mum with a Playstation 4 for Mother's Day.
She said, "Why am I not surprised?"
I said, "'Because there's no wrapping paper?"
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day but the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, her husband asked what was wrong.
"Nothing," said the woman.
Not believing her, he asked again. "No seriously, what's wrong?"
Finally she said, "Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so much as 'Thank you.'"
"Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15 years have I had a Father's Day gift."
"Yes," she said, "but I'm their real mother."
I thought breakfast in bed would be a nice Mother's Day treat for my Mom.
So I've put a camp bed next to the stove for her.
A mother is trying to get her son to eat his carrots. She says, "You know they're good for your eyes."
The son says, "How do you know that?"
The mom replies, "Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?"
Funny Mother's Day Jokes
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