Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use On GuysIn this modern world of equality, it’s not just guys who get to use pick up lines, of course! Girls can join in the fun and use them too, including dirty pick up lines. And luckily, there are plenty of dirty pick up lines for girls to use on guys! And we’ve done all the hard work for you too, by collecting them all in one place.

So enjoy this collection of dirty pick up lines for girls to use on guys…

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use On Guys

What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.
Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you.
Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?
Now I know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for your wood.
I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
My bed’s broken, can I sleep in yours?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
How do you like your sausage in the morning… scrambled or blown?
I lost my virginity… can I have yours?
Hi, I have a vagina.
My body’s got 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
Tell me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
Have you got a napkin? You’re making me wet
Have you got any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
Do you do carpeting? Because I’m looking for a deep shag.
Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want to.
I’m easy, but it looks like you’re hard.
Do you wanna go halfsies on a baby?

Do you like to eat Mexican? Because you’re heating up my taco.
Are you Richard? Because I’ve been looking for a Dick all day.
That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.
In my mind, we’re going to have sex anyway, so you might as well be in the room.
Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex?
Do you want to pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them?
I don’t feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin
Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under.
How do you like your eggs? I prefer mine fertilized.
Do these look real? Wanna check?
I may not be Wilma Flinstone, but I can sure as hell make your bed rock.
Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
Sex is a killer… Do you wanna die happy?
Are you a rainstorm? Because you’re making me dripping wet.
Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don’t we?
Do you know how to use a whip?
Are you a taxidermist? No? Do you want to try stuffing my pussy anyway?
Do you want to go to In-and-Out for burgers or just in-and-out of me?
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
Are you going to sleep with me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Do you know how to use a whip?
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
You bring a whole new meaning to the word, “edible.”
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
If you were in bed with me, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm.
Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
I’m not a horse, but you can ride me like one if you like.
I’ve got the buns. Have you got the hot dog?
Smile, if you want to sleep with me.
Shall we let only latex stand between our love.
I can take my pants off in two seconds. Let’s see how long it takes you.
I’ve been a bad girl, so spank me!
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
How much woman can you handle?
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.
Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana? [wink, wink]
You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?
Don’t stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.
Hey baby, want to play fireman? We can stop, drop, and roll.
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?
I’m a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.
Wanna play Army? You be the enemy and I’ll blow you away.
Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?
I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in.
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Is your dad the muffin man? Because you sure do give me a banana cream filling.
I love every bone in my body… especially yours.
Are you into one-night stands? [NO.] Then why don’t you lie down?
Are you into one-night stands? [NO.] Then it’s a good thing it’s daytime.
“You’re beautiful” has U in it, but “quickie” has U and I together.
Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you

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