Outside Work

I work outside and when the weather is nice I put on sunglasses.

But when it’s really sunny, I ask for my supervisor.

Moving Sun

Why did the Sun move away from the stars?

He wanted space.

Bread And Sun

Bread is a lot like the sun.

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.


What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?

It becomes daytrogen.

Sunset Meeting

Lion: You’re late. We said meet at sunset.

Giraffe: I can still see the sun, you midget.

Solar Eclipse

I said, “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”

He replied, “No sun.”


Son: “Hey Dad, how does a sundial work?”

Dad hands son a phone…

Dad: “Ok, now just call someone.”

Son: “Why can’t you do it?”

Dad: “Because that would be a daddial.”

Topless Sunbathing

My wife hates it when our next door neighbor sunbathes topless in her yard.

Personally I’m on the fence.

So That’s Why

Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains?

Because the sun just came out.

Strange Eclipse

What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon?

An Apocaclipse.

Noah And The Snakes

As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply.

After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.

So Noah asked them,”Why aren’t you multiplying?”

The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”

The Sun’s Come Out

My wife shouted upstairs to me, “Hey, the sun’s just come out.”

I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops, grabbed the sun cream and ran down the stairs.

I was rather shocked when I got down to find my son holding hands with his friend Steven.


I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from.

Then it dawned on me.