Sun Jokes

I work outside and when the weather is nice I put on sunglasses.

But when it’s really sunny, I ask for my supervisor.

Why did the Sun move away from the stars?

He wanted space.

Bread is a lot like the sun.

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?

It becomes daytrogen.

Lion: You’re late. We said meet at sunset.

Giraffe: I can still see the sun, you midget.

I said, “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”

He replied, “No sun.”

Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains?

Because the sun just came out.

What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon?

An Apocaclipse.

As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply.

After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.

So Noah asked them,”Why aren’t you multiplying?”

The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”

My parents always tell me their world doesn’t revolve around me.

I guess that means I’m not actually their sun.

My wife shouted upstairs to me, “Hey, the sun’s just come out.”

I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops, grabbed the sun cream and ran down the stairs.

I was rather shocked when I got down to find my son holding hands with his friend Steven.