Cashier Instructions
The cashier told me, “Strip down facing me.”
By the time I realized she meant the debit card, it was too late.
Cashier Jokes
These hilarious cashier jokes are great value, because they’re sure to ring up the laughs!
Counterfeiter Mistake
A couple of counterfeiters make a mistake one time and end up with a batch of $15 bills.
One of them says, “We gotta get rid of these things. We’ll go to Florida. I know a little town there. They’re so dumb they won’t know a thing.”
So off they go. Soon they arrive at a gas station and buy some gas.
The guy at the counter looks a little simple-minded.
“Hey can you break a 15 dollar bill for me?” one of them says.
“Oh, sure, no problem,” the cashier says.
The counterfeiters grin at each other.
“I told you,” the one whispers to the other, and they fist bump.
Then the cashier says to them, “So, do you want an 8 and a 7, or two 3’s and a 9?”
Bad Cashier
I had the nastiest, rudest, slowest cashier today.
I guess it’s my own fault for using the self service checkout.
Fake Bills
I was working in my shop when the cashier called me over.
He said, “These two guys came in and tried to give me some fake fifty dollar bills.”
“What did they look like?” I asked.
He said, “Fifty dollar bills.”
Rude Customer
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
More Bang For Your Buck
I bought a grenade today.
Things went horribly wrong when the cashier asked me for my PIN.
Frustrating Conversation
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Supermarket Cashier
My wife said she’s leaving me because I think I’m a supermarket cashier.
I said, “Would you like any help with your packing?”
A Girl Walks Into A Supermarket
A girl walks into a supermarket and picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then goes to the cash register to pay.
The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, “I can tell you’re single.”
She smiles and says, “How do you know that?”
He says, “Because you’re ugly.”
