Sick Astronauts
When astronauts get sick …
Do they feel over the weather?
Send your popularity into orbit with these hilarious astronaut jokes and puns that are on a different planet!
When astronauts get sick …
Do they feel over the weather?
Did you hear that NASA is about to launch a new mission to say sorry to aliens for Earth polluting space?
It’s called Apollo G.
As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy.
I’m galactose intolerant.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon.
The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently.
When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said…
“No. That’s why we want to go to the moon.”
How do you deal with a sad astronaut?
Just give them some space.
I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic.
Turns out he just needed a little space.
Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
Thereisnospacebar.
Why do people on the ISS use Linux?
You can’t open windows in space.
First astronaut: “Hey, I can’t find any milk for my coffee.”
Second astronaut: “In space, no one can. Here, use cream.”
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
What currency do they use in outer space?
Starbucks.
Why are astronauts always so calm?
There’s no pressure in space.
Conspiracy theories are a lot like moon landings.
They’re all fake.