NASA Mission
Did you hear that NASA is about to launch a new mission to say sorry to aliens for Earth polluting space?
It’s called Apollo G.
Astronaut Jokes
Send your popularity into orbit with these hilarious astronaut jokes and puns that are on a different planet!
Galaxy Move
As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy.
I’m galactose intolerant.
Astronaut Training
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
Moon Base
Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon.
The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently.
When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said…
“No. That’s why we want to go to the moon.”
Sad Astronaut
How do you deal with a sad astronaut?
Just give them some space.
Claustrophobic Astronaut
I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic.
Turns out he just needed a little space.
On The Moon
Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
Thereisnospacebar.
Space Station
Why do people on the ISS use Linux?
You can’t open windows in space.
Two Astronauts
First astronaut: “Hey, I can’t find any milk for my coffee.”
Second astronaut: “In space, no one can. Here, use cream.”
Baby Astronaut
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Space Currency
What currency do they use in outer space?
Starbucks.
Calm Astronauts
Why are astronauts always so calm?
There’s no pressure in space.
Conspiracy Theories
Conspiracy theories are a lot like moon landings.
They’re all fake.
