We publish a new funny joke of the day every single day!Joke Of The Day

Here at LaffGaff, we publish a brand new funny joke of the day each and every day of the year.

So make sure you keep coming back for your daily laughs!

Here's all our daily jokes:



Daily Jokes

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Art Thief

A thief tried to steal the paintings at the Louvre in Paris.

He was caught two blocks away when he ran out of gas.

He said, “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried because I had nothing Toulouse.”

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Weight Gain Competition

I recently entered a competition to see who had gained the most weight and lost the most hair.

Obviously, it wasn’t called that.

It was advertised as a ‘School Reunion.’

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Pride

People always told my dad his pride would be the death of him.

And sure enough he was eaten by his favorite lion last Friday.

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Lobster Tails

Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.

So I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster…”

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Disgusting Habits

My wife just threatened to leave me because of my “Filthy and disgusting habits.”

I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails.

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Christmas Time Off Joke

I said to my boss, “Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?”

He said, “It’s May.”

I said, “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”

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Airport Jokes

I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.

The doctor says it’s terminal.

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Three Times

My friend said he’d seen another guy put his arms around my girlfriend three times.

I said I didn’t believe him. Nobody’s got arms that long.

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Crowbar

Did you know that before the crowbar was invented…

Most crows drank at home.

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Vodka

I didn’t think vodka could help my problems.

But it was worth a shot.