We publish a new funny joke of the day every single day!Joke Of The Day

Here at LaffGaff, we publish a brand new funny joke of the day each and every day of the year.

So make sure you keep coming back for your daily laughs!

Here's all our daily jokes:



Daily Jokes

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Dangerous Music

A new study reveals that listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health.

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

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Sexy Underwear!

I just caught a glimpse of my wife wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing.

Today is laundry day.

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You’re Fired!

I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.

My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”

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How Did He Know?

The doctor said to me, “You have a severe iron deficiency.”

I said, “How did you know? I just walked in!”

He said, “Your shirt is all wrinkled.”

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Cool Grandpa

This morning, my Grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans.

I said, “Who is this guy?”

My Grandpa said, “My hip replacement.”

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Liquidation

My friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation.

He now sells smoothies.

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Go Ahead!

I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anaesthetic.

He said, “Go ahead. Knock yourself out.”