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Marriage Ultimatum

March 18, 2025April 6, 2023 by LaffGaff
Marriage ultimatum joke from LaffGaff.

Funny Marriage Ultimatum Joke

My girlfriend says if we don’t get married soon she’s gonna kill me.

It’s a matter of wife or death.


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