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Funeral Speech

May 24, 2024May 13, 2022 by LaffGaff

A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow, “Mind if I say a word?”

She says, “Please do.”

The man clears his throat and says, “Bargain.”

The widow replies, “Thanks that means a great deal.”


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