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Fun Baseball Riddles
A guy was waiting at home. He swung a metal pole then took 3 left turns, and on his way back home there was a masked man waiting for him. What is he doing and who is the masked man?
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He is playing baseball and the masked man is the catcher.
What animal is the best at baseball?
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A bat.
A baseball bat and a ball cost $1.10 together, and the bat costs $1.00 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?
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$0.05. This means the bat costs $1.05, and so the bat and the ball together cost $0.05 + $1.05 = $1.10.
Where do coal diggers play baseball?
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The minor (miner) leagues.
Why was the baseball player’s food always dirty?
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Because he always stepped on the plate.
How is a baseball team like a pancake?
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They both need a good batter.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
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Catch you later.
I play on a diamond. I play fair. I always get dirty, and then I run home. What am I?
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A baseball player.
What sport most rewards thieves?
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Baseball – they steal bases.
A man is running home, where he meets 2 men with masks on. Then he runs away from home. What is this man’s job?
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A baseball player. The 2 masked men are the umpire and the catcher.
How did the baseball player lose his house?
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He made his home run.
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
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Because he turns into a bat every night.
Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched the base. How could that be?
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They were two all-women teams.
What is the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
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Baseball.
In baseball, does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd base, or from 2nd base to 3rd base?
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From 2nd base to 3rd base, because there is a short stop in the middle.
Why is the baseball field hot after a game?
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Because all the fans left.
People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?
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A baseball base.
What song was the baseball player singing on third base?
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“There’s no place like home.”
Why don’t chickens play baseball?
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Because they hit fowl balls.
What was the spider doing on the baseball team?
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Catching flies.
Why couldn’t Robin play baseball?
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He forgot his bat, man.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
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He stole second base.
Why did the baseball coach hire a piano player?
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Because his player had the perfect pitch.
What’s the first sport in the Bible?
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Baseball – because in the big inning, Eve stole first, and Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
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A baseball team.
There was a man who everybody called Batman although he knew nothing about bats and thought they were gross. He still loved it when people called him Batman! How could this be?
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He was the star baseball player.
Why was the chef hired to coach the baseball team?
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Because he knew how to handle batter.
Where do you find sculptures of great baseball sluggers?
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At the whacks (wax) museum.
Why did the baseball player bring a pacifier to the game?
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He wanted to play like the Babe.
What position do pigs play on the baseball field?
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Short-slop.
Where do great dragon baseball players go?
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To the Hall of Flame.
What are the best kind of stockings for baseball players to wear?
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Stockings with runs in them.
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