These fun ghost riddles are sure to lift your spirits! If you can’t solve them, don’t let it haunt you – all the answers are provided!
Fun Ghost Riddles
You’re in a room and there is a ghost in the room, but you’re the only one in the room. How is this possible?
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You’re the ghost.
What kind of music do ghosts like?
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Rhythm and boos.
What a is ghost’s favorite pet?
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A ghoulfish.
Who protects the shores where spirits live?
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The Ghost Guard.
What room do ghosts avoid?
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The living room.
Where does a ghost love to go swimming?
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The Dead Sea.
Why did the ghost take his family on an elevator ride every day?
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To raise their spirits.
Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?
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To day scare.
What amusement park ride does a ghost like best?
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The roller ghoster.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
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You can see right through them.
Where do ghosts buy their food?
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At the ghost-ery store.
What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
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A dead end.
What do ghosts like for dessert?
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Ice scream.
Why are ghosts so happy?
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Every shroud has a silver lining.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
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He didn’t have a current haunting license.
What game do ghosts like to play at the top of the mountain?
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Peak-a-boo.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
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Ghoulash.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?
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Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What would you get if you crossed a cocker spaniel, a French poodle, and a ghost?
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A cocker-poodle-boo.
What does a ghost keep in his stable?
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Nightmares.
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
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They get as pale as a sheet.
What kind of shoes do ghost wear?
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Boo-ts.
What is a ghost’s least favorite candy?
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Life Savers.
What did the ghost eat for breakfast?
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Dreaded wheat.
What do ghosts do when they want to start up a computer?
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They boo-t it up.
What do ghosts always do when they get into a car?
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Buckle their sheet-belts.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
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He is mist.
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
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Boo-berries.
Where do ghosts play tennis?
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On a tennis corpse.
How did the ghost repair the rip in the sheet?
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With a pumpkin patch.
What did the ghost mail home while on vacation?
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Ghostcards.
What did the ghost say to the bee?
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Boo bee.
What tops off a ghost’s ice-scream sundae?
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Whipped scream.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
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Ghoulie.
Why did the ghost go to the bar?
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For some boo-ze.
What kind of gum do ghosts chew?
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Boo-ble gum.
Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
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To get a boo-ster shot.
What do little ghosts like to play with instead of frisbees?
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Boo-merangs.
What kind of makeup is a ghost’s favorite to wear?
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Mas-scare-a.
Where do ghosts go when they’re sick?
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To the witch doctor.
Where does a ghost mail his letters?
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At the ghost office.
Where do dead outlaws go on a Saturday night?
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To ghost towns.
What did the panda ghost say?
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Bam-boo.
What kind of buttons do ghosts have?
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Boo-ly buttons.
What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?
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“How do you boo?”
What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
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Spook when you’re spooken to.
What do ghosts like to do on a Saturday night?
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Boogie.
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
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One with no spooks in it.
What is a ghost’s nose full of?
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Boo-gers.
What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?
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Boo jeans.
Why don’t ghosts ride roller coasters?
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They don’t have the stomach for it.
What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
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Sham-boo.
Where do baby ghosts come from?
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Boo genes.
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
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Wipe their sheets.
What do you call a ghost without a host?
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G.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
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A hoblin goblin.
What do young ghosts call their moms and dads?
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Transparent.
Why was the ghost crying?
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He wanted his mummy.
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
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Boo-ties.
Where did the ghost throw the football?
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Over the ghoul line.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
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A boo-tie.
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