High School Senior

A high school senior visited a psychic.

“I’ve applied to 10 different colleges,” the student said. “Which ones will accept me? Which one will I attend?”

“That is hard to say,” said the psychic. “But you will spend an absurd sum of money.”

“How do you know this?” the student asked.

The psychic replied …

“It’s mostly intuition.”


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