We thought we’d decorate the place with some shiny new tinsel jokes and puns to help celebrate Christmas this year!
Funny Tinsel Jokes
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis.
How do Christmas trees communicate with each other?
Tin-sel phones.
What do the elves cook with in the kitchen?
Utinsels.
What’s green covered in tinsel and goes “Ribbet, Ribbet”?
Mistle-toad.
Where do Californians get their Christmas tree decorations?
Tinsel Town.
What is Santa’s favorite story by the Brothers Grimm?
Tinsel and Gretel.
Tampax has announced they will replace the traditional tampon string with tinsel.
This will be for the Christmas period only.
My kids are going to decorate the Christmas tree this year.
It’s cheaper than tinsel and baubles.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
Warning: be careful of your Christmas trees.
You might get tinsel-itus.
Why has Santa always got a cough?
Tinselitis.
I saw a gentleman with a Christmas-themed walking stick, covered in tinsel and a lot of tree lights.
I complimented the man on the festiveness of the stick.
He turned and said, “Yes, well usually I have difficulty with my stick being a bit too heavy but this is the only time of the year it’s light.”
What Christmas word is spelled with only silent letters?
Tinsel.
My local hospital had to ban Xmas decorations.
Too many people were getting tinselitis.
Jokes About Tinsel
If you liked our puns and jokes about tinsel, check out the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny jokes, such as these:
