Tampa Bay Buccaneers Jokes

Wanna make fun of a Bucs fan this football season? These funny Tampa Bay Buccaneer jokes are perfect for doing just that!

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Funny Tampa Bay Buccaneers Jokes

How many Buccaneers does it take to win a Super Bowl?

Nobody knows and we may never find out.

With all the recent name controversies, Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be renamed the Tampa Bay Tampons.

They are not the best team, but they are up there.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player found a mysterious white powdery substance on the practice field.

Coach Bruce Arians immediately suspended practice and called in local authorities.

Forensic scientists determined the powdery substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after it was determined the players were unlikely to encounter it again any time soon.

What’s the difference between a Bucs fan and a coconut.

One’s thick and hairy and the other is a tropical fruit.

What’s the difference between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and a dollar bill?

You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Three old football fans are in the church praying for their teams.

The first says, “Oh Lord, when will we get to the Super Bowl?”

God replies, “In two years time.”

“But I will be dead by then,” replies the old man.

The second man then asks, “Oh Lord, when will we next win the Super Bowl?”

God replies, “In ten years time.”

“But I will be dead by then,” replies the second old man.

The third old man then asks, “Oh Lord, when will the Tampa Bay Buccaneers win the Super Bowl?”

God thinks for a moment and then replies, “I think I will be dead by then.”

The NFL announced today that for financial reasons they had to eliminate one team from the league.

They’ve decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, causing many layoffs but saving millions of dollars in costs.

They will be known as the TAMPACKS.

Unfortunately, they’re only good for one period and have no second string.

Rumor has it that to cut the cost of repairs to the Buccaneers’ scoreboard, only the bulbs in the half that shows the opponent’s score will be fixed.

The other half will just have “Buccaneers 0” painted on it.

What do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and possums have in common?

They both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

A man, a staunch Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan, goes to a sports bar in Tampa to watch his favorite team play, and brings his dog with him.

As usual, the Bucs get slaughtered, while the other team racks up score after score.

Finally, late in the game, the Bucs score a field goal.

The dog jumps so high it nearly touches the ceiling, does three back flips, and lands in its seat.

“Your dog seems to be as big a fan as you are,” said the bartender. “Does he do that every time the Bucs score a field goal?”

“Sure does,” the man replies.

“Wow,” says the bartender. “What does he do when the Buccaneers score a touchdown?”

“I don’t know,” says the man. “I’ve only had him three years.”

How many Tampa Bay Buccaneers does it take to change a tire?

One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up.

How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay?

A buck an ear.

What do the Buccaneers and the Post Office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why can’t a Buc’s player phone die?

Because it’s never in the red zone.

What’s the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?

Have him watch a couple of Tampa Bay Buccaneers games.

I keep setting my DVR to record the Biggest Loser but it keeps recording all the Tampa Bay Buccaneers games.

Did you hear that Tampa Bay’s football team doesn’t have a website?

They can’t string three “Ws” together.

Why doesn’t Orlando have a professional football team?

Because then Tampa Bay would want one.

Breaking news: Tampa Bay Buccaneers arrested…

For impersonating a football team.

Why are Tampa Bay Buccaneers jokes getting dumber and dumber?

Because Buccaneers fans have started to make them up themselves.

Why is it always so hot during a Tampa Bay Buccaneers game?

Because they don’t have any fans.

If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called the Bucs, and the Jacksonville Jaguars are called the Jags, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

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