Dig A Hole
My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water.
I think he meant well.
Water Jokes Archives
Fish Walks Into A Bar
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “What do you want?”
The fish croaks, “Water.”
How To Tell The Sex Of An Ant
You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in a bowl of water.
If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: boy ant
