Twin Brother
I haven’t seen my twin brother since I left Australia.
We were separated at Perth.
Twin Jokes
These hilarious twin jokes are twice as good as any others, so you’ll easily be able to tell them apart from the rest!
Evil Twin
Why does Spiderman hate driving with his evil twin?
Because he’s a bad parallel Parker.
Conjoined Twins
My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
Failed Math Exam
I failed my calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
Twin Daughters
If I have twin daughters, I’ll name one Kate.
And I’ll name the other DupliKate.
Twin Girls
My friend Jay recently had twin girls, and wanted to name them after him.
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
Twin In Prison
My twin brother called me from prison.
He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?”
Favorite Twin
I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother.
It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
Wife’s Twin Sister
I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
I saw her on Tinder.
How To Tell Twins Apart
I’ve been sleeping with this really gorgeous girl who’s a twin.
My friend asked me how I tell them apart.
I said, “That’s easy – her brother has a beard.”
Mother’s Favorite Son
Yesterday, my mum asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party.
That’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.
