Trampoline Purchase

What happens when a man in Prague tries to buy a trampoline?

The Czech bounces.

Trampoline Spring

Did you hear about the boy who was impaled by a trampoline spring?

He’s hurt, but will bounce back.

Asked To Leave

The bouncer said to me, “I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

I said, “Why?”

They said, “I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline.”

Trampoline

My wife just found out that I’ve replaced our bed with a trampoline.

She hit the roof.