Hilarious Roof Jokes That'll Bring The House Down!

Roof Repair

Who does Beyoncé call when she needs her roof repaired?

All the shingle ladies! All the shingle ladies!

My son might not be the best roofer in the world.

But he is up there.

What does a Jedi’s broken roof do?

Leak Skywater.

You think gas prices are expensive, have you seen chimneys?

They’re through the roof.

I was walking past a building site when the guy hammering the roof called me a “paranoid little weirdo”.

In Morse code.

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof.

I started a business building yachts in my attic.

Sails are through the roof.

I’ve started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof.

My wife just found out that I’ve replaced our bed with a trampoline.

She hit the roof.