Roman Poisons

Did you know that the Ancient Romans had four types of poison?

Poisons I, II, and III instantly killed the victim upon contact.

Poison IV, though, just made the victim extremely itchy.

Roman Numeral Society

The cost of joining the Roman Numeral Society was exactly $499.

They wouldn’t let me in because I didn’t have ID.

Number 2

Pirate Leader: Men, I need to know how to say the number 2 in Roman numerals.

Crew: I I captain.

Romans & Algebra

Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very hard?

Because X was always 10.

Roman Numerals

I forgot the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500.

I am LIVID.