Pirate Jokes

What do you call an athletic pirate?

Gym lad.

My dad raised me single-handedly.

It wasn’t easy being the son of a pirate.

To be clear, I don’t mind seeing a few pirate jokes every now and then.

But please let’s not go overboard.

What do you call a pirate wearing a sombrero?

A sea señor.

A ruthless pirate killed his wife and buried her alongside the treasure.

Now his ex marks the spot.

I programmed a pirate game, but users said the main character doesn’t look enough like a pirate.

There will be a patch soon.

Pirate Leader: Men, I need to know how to say the number 2 in Roman numerals.

Crew: I I captain.

Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?

Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

At the second hand store.

What has 8 legs, 8 hands and 8 eyes?

8 pirates.

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

What’s an amorous pirate’s worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

P, because without it they’re irate.

What’s a pirate’s least favorite letter?

Dear Sir,

We are writing to you because you have violated copyright …