Postcard Museum
Went to the postcard museum the other week.
Nothing to write home about.
Museum Jokes
How could we not exhibit these funny museum jokes for you? They’re historically hilarious!
Greek God
My wife said I look like a Greek god.
Her actual words were, “Put your clothes on, we’re in a museum” but I know what she meant.
Museum Arrest
I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting.
I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture they said “yes”.
MC Hammer Museum
I went to the MC Hammer museum today.
It’s rubbish – you aren’t allowed to touch anything.
Dinosaur Bones
While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, “How old are they?”
The guard replies, “They are 73 million, four years, and six months old.”
“That’s a rather exact number,” says the tourist. “How do you know their age so precisely?”
“Well,” answers the guard, “The dinosaur bones were seventy three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.”
Paris Museum
I met a beautiful woman in the museum in Paris.
I think I’m in Louvre.
Great Pyramids
Why are the great pyramids in Egypt?
Because they were too heavy to carry off to the British museum.
Museum Worker
I was at the museum recently.
I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures.
He said no, they had to stay on the walls.
Museum
I’ve just spotted my ex-girlfriend standing on the other side of the museum.
I’m not going to go and say hi though.
There’s too much history between us.
Origami
Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo.
We’ll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
More Than Expected
I’ve just been to the National Air And Space Museum.
There was a lot more stuff in there than I expected.
