Silent Film
I forgot to go the dress rehearsal of a silent film I was supposed to be in.
Mime mistake.
Mime Jokes
We couldn’t keep quiet about these funny mime jokes any longer! They’re unspeakably hilarious!
Mime Job
I lost my job as a mime.
It must have been something I said.
Anything You Say
A mime broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested.
He still has the right to remain silent.
Mime School
Every year, hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school …
Never to be heard from again.
Not Cut Out For It
I said to my son today, “Son, you’re just not cut out to be a mime artist.”
He said, “Is it something I said?”
I said, “Yes.”
Mime Attack
I was attacked by a gang of mime artists yesterday.
They did unspeakable things to me.
