Memorable Animal
Which animal has the most memory?
The ram.
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Which animal has the most memory?
The ram.
What’s a computer’s worst memory?
Terrorbytes!
I’ve written a musical called ‘Goldfish’.
It’s very similar to ‘Cats’, although ‘Memory’ is a lot shorter.
Having regained consciousness after a car accident, the doctor is trying to convince me that I am actually a Swedish guy and I have lost my memory.
Does he think I was Bjorn yesterday?
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald.
That day, he called his children to a meeting.
He said, “Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it’s completely gone now. My hair can’t be saved. But look outside at the forest. It’s such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they’ll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair.”
“What I want you to do…” the man continued. “Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.”
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory?
Hamnesia.
My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.
Life before that was a blur.
The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.
Yes, it was an Apple.
But with an extremely limited memory.
Just one byte.
Then everything crashed.
Do you remember those yardsticks?
They don’t make them any longer.
I walked down a street today where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.