Spider Lessons
What kind of classes do spiders attend?
Webinars.
Lesson Jokes
These hilarious lesson jokes will certainly teach you how to laugh because they’re in a class of their own!
Engraving Lessons
I’ve started taking engraving lessons.
There’s still so much to learn, we’ve only just scratched the surface.
Guitar Lesson
Want to know one of the most important lessons in learning how to play guitar?
Stay tuned.
Steamroller Lessons
My wife said she wants to spend our savings on learning to drive a steamroller.
I said I’m not going to stand in her way.
Bass Lessons
A father was buying bass lessons for his son.
After the 1st week the father asked him what he had learned.
The son said, “On my 1st lesson we learned about the E string.”
The 2nd week came and after the lesson the father asked what had he learned that week.
The son said, “On the 2nd lesson I learned about the A string.”
The 3rd week came by and the father said to his son, “You know these are expensive lessons, what have you learned this week?”
The son said, “I quit the lessons, I already got a gig.”
Scuba Instructor
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after giving my first lesson.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
Flying Lessons
On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, “What are all these buttons for?”
He said, “Those are to keep your shirt closed.”
Chess Champion
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Ice Cream Lessons
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sunday school.
Yodeling Class
If you’re here for the yodeling lesson…
Please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
Speeding
I learned my lesson about speeding today, and I’ll definitely make sure it never happens again.
I didn’t get pulled over or anything, I got to work 20 minutes early.
