Funny Lake Jokes That Won't Sink Without A Trace!

Great Lakes

It is known that there are five Great Lakes in North America.

But one is truly Superior.

Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in.

Me: Actually, since we’re underground, it would be magma.

Devil: You understand this is why you’re here, right?

I love watching programmes about lakes and rivers on the internet.

Anything water related really.

I’m actually watching a live stream right now.

Me: Hi my name is Jeff and I’m an alcoholic.

AAA: Sir, this is Triple A, not AA.

Me: I know, I’m trying to explain why my car is in the lake.

I recently started taking my paddle boat out on the lake.

I feel like canoe person.

I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well.

He’s a very good buoy.

I threw an iPhone into a lake the other day.

It’s still syncing.

I had a row with my boss yesterday lunchtime.

One of the perks of working near a boating lake…

I went fishing at the weekend and there was this guy splashing about in the middle of the lake shouting, “I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

“It’s alright, buddy,” I shouted, pointing at a nearby sign, “It says no swimming anyway”.