Blacksmith Jail
Why did the blacksmith go to jail?
For forgery.
Jail Jokes
We couldn’t keep these hilarious jail jokes locked up any longer because they deserved to be let loose, so feel free to enjoy them!
Jail Toothpaste
What flavor is the toothpaste in jail?
Imprisonmint.
Jailed Drunk
A drunk wakes up in jail, “Why am I here officer?”
“For drinking.” replies the cop.
“Great” says the man. “When do we start?”
Monopoly Board Game
You can tell Monopoly is an old game.
Because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
Firefighters
My friend got jailed for 6 months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building.
Turns out they were firefighters.
English Teacher Marriage
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail.
But apparently you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.
Brother Quit Smoking
This guy always smoked two cigarettes at a time. If anyone ever asked him why, he would always answer, “I’m smoking one for myself and one for my brother who is in jail.”
One day he was only smoking one cigarette. Someone asked him “Is your brother out of jail?”
He replied, “No, I quit.”
