Washing Machine
A friend of mine invented a washing machine for bank notes.
It’s a real money spinner.
Inventor Jokes
It takes a real bright spark to come up with jokes as funny as these hilarious inventor jokes!
Tupperware Inventor
The funeral of the Tupperware inventor has been postponed.
They are trying to find the right lid to fit his coffin.
Morse Code Inventor
The inventor of Morse code has passed away.
Dashes to dashes, dots to dots.
Ballet Skirt
After the ballet skirt was invented, the creators spent days coming up with a name.
Finally, they put tu and tu together.
Cold Air Balloon
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon.
It never really took off.
Water Jug Inventor
The inventor of the water jug died today.
Tributes have been pouring in.
Auto Correct Drink
The man who invented auto correct walks into a barn.
He orders a bear.
Dentures Name
Whoever invented dentures missed out on calling them …
Substitooths.
Magnifying Glass Inventor
Did you know the magnifying glass was invented by a Chinese guy?
Yeah, his name was Tzu Minh.
Air Freshener
I’ve just invented the first thought controlled air freshener.
It makes scents when you think about it.
Sandal Inventor
I invented a sandal for one legged people.
It was a flop.
Karl Marx Sister
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
Silent Driver
I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent.
It goes without saying…
Autocorrect Inventor
The person who invented autocorrect…
Should burn in hello.
Time Machine
When I was a little boy, a strange man stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason.
Now at last I’ve managed to invent a time machine of my own, so I’m going to go back to when he was a little boy so I can punch him and see how he likes it.
Velcro Inventor
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Crowbar
Did you know that before the crowbar was invented…
Most crows drank at home.
Clever Dutchman
A Dutchman has invented shoes that record how many miles you’ve walked.
Clever clogs.
The Best Thing
An inventor shows his friend the first knife ever.
His friend says, “Wow! That’s the best thing since bread.”
The inventor says, “Well, I’m about to blow your mind.”
Shovel Invention
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
But the invention of the broom swept the nation.
A Very Tearful Funeral
I went to the inventor of Optrex’s funeral today.
There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.
Invented A New Golf Ball
I’ve invented a new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it gets within 4 inches.
Do NOT carry them in your back pocket.
An Invisibility Cloak
I’ve invented an invisibility cloak – anything under becomes completely invisible.
I’m still working out the kinks though… You can still see the cloak itself.
Sadly Missed
The inventor of throat lozenges has died.
There’ll be no coffin at his funeral.
