Pet Zebra
I got a pet zebra, didn’t realise how hungry they are.
He eats like a horse.
Hungry Jokes
These hilarious hungry jokes are sure to satisfy your appetite for laughter! And they’re all in good taste too!
Hungry Cannibals
Cannibals will never go hungry.
They can always make themselves a snack.
Guide Dogs
Two men are walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua) when they see a restaurant.
They’re pretty hungry, so they decide to head in for a bite to eat. Unfortunately, they see a sign out front that says “NO DOGS ALLOWED”.
The man with the doberman says “I know what to do, just follow my lead.” He throws on a pair of sunglasses and walks in.
The waiter tells him “I’m sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs here.” The man says “Oh, you don’t understand. I’m blind and this is my guide dog.”
“A doberman for a guide dog?” The waiter asks, skeptical.
“Yes.” The man replies. “Dobermans are very loyal. They’re easy to train and protective too. They’re born for the job.”
The waiter sighs and leads the man to a table.
The second man, excited by this idea, throws on his sunglasses and walks in.
The waiter tells him “I’m sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs here.” The man says “Oh, you don’t understand. I’m blind and this is my guide dog.”
“A chihuahua for a guide dog?” The waiter asks.
“A chihuahua?” The man asks. “They gave me a chihuahua?!”
Hungry 50Cent
What did 50Cent do when he got hungry?
58.
Hungry Assassin
What did the assassin do when he was hungry?
The assassinate.
Hungry Number
What did 20 do when he was hungry?
28.
Food Shopping
They say never go food shopping when you’re hungry.
But it’s been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier.
