Moving Furniture
How do you move a heavy piece of furniture at the weather station?
With four casters.
Heavy Jokes
Enjoy these hilarious heavy jokes and let them take the weight off your mind! They’re easy to bear!
Great Pyramids
Why are the great pyramids in Egypt?
Because they were too heavy to carry off to the British museum.
Not Heavy
Why was the lamp not heavy?
Because it’s light.
Chubby Newborns
What’s a group of chubby newborns called?
Heavy infantry.
Which Is Heavier?
Which is heavier, one gallon of water or 10 gallons of butane?
The water.
No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.
Heavy Metal
Any guy who plays heavy metal at work…
Is office rocker.
Not Heavy
What’s blue and not very heavy?
Light blue.
Hippo And Zippo
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One’s really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
