Headaches
When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from the children just like the bottle says.
Headache Jokes
There’s nothing painful about these hilarious headache jokes! That’s probably because laughter is the best medicine!
Ibuprofen
You know you’re over 40 when you have “upstairs ibuprofen” and “downstairs ibuprofen”.
Terrible Headaches
My wife gets a terrible headache whenever I cook with wheat, barley, or rice.
She suffers from my grains.
Sunk Cost Fallacy
I’ve spent an hour and a half now trying to explain “sunk cost fallacy” to my son.
He’s no nearer understanding it than when we started, and it’s giving me a serious headache.
But if I quit now I’ll have had all this for nothing!
Carbon Monoxide Detector
I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector last night.
The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
