Grave Digger
What’s a grave digger’s favorite element?
Barium.
Grave Jokes
There’s nothing serious about these hilarious grave jokes and puns, but they don’t deserve to be buried so make sure you share them!
Irish Tomb
What do you call an Irish tomb full of coins?
A crypt o’currency.
Skeleton Measurement
What is a skeleton’s favorite form of measurement?
Graveyards.
Dentist Graves
Why are dentists’ graves hard to find?
There’s no plaque.
Arnie’s Tombstone
If Arnold Schwarzenegger’s tombstone doesn’t say, “I’ll be back…”
Someone has made a grave mistake.
Cemetery Secret Message
How do you get a secret message out of a cemetery?
You decrypt it.
Scary Cemetery
This girl ran up to me at the cemetery last night and said, “I need to pass through the cemetery but I’m scared to walk alone. Can you walk through with me?”
I said, “Oh yeah of course. Don’t worry, I used to be super scared of cemeteries when I was alive too.”
Headstone Typo
What do you call a typo on a headstone?
A grave mistake.
Big Mistake
My dad lost his job at the cemetery yesterday.
He buried someone in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mistake.
Epitaph
I dreamed I had to write my own epitaph.
That’s a grave sign.
500 People Under Me!
At my new job I have 500 people under me.
I mow the grass at the cemetery.
Wife’s Grave
I visited my wife’s grave earlier today.
A guy came past and said, “Morning.”
I said, “No, just walking the dog.”
Egyptian Tomb
I got a job building Egyptian tombs, but it turned out to be a pyramid scheme.
