Giant Scrabble
They set up a giant Scrabble game at the local park.
I was gonna join, but the Q was too big.
Game Jokes
You’ll never get bored (see what we did there?!?) of these hilarious game jokes, so why not play along now!
Games Company
I was going to invest in a company that makes games based on Monopoly.
Then I realised there’s no real money in it.
Shakespeare Game
Have you seen the new Shakespeare computer game?
Sonnet the Hedgehog.
Monopoly Contributor
I heard about someone who was asked to contribute to the original Monopoly board.
He said he would give it a go.
Old Video Game
I was walking barefoot on the beach and stepped on a rusty piece from an old video game.
Now I have to get a Tetris shot.
Narwhal Card Games
Why are narwhals so good at card games?
Because they have a great poker-face.
Strange Darts Game
I just had a game of darts with a zombie and an alien.
One undead and E.T.
Game Programmer
I programmed a pirate game, but users said the main character doesn’t look enough like a pirate.
There will be a patch soon.
Mario State
If Mario lived in the United States, what state would he live in?
Luigiana.
Less Video Gaming
I’ve been trying to cut down the amount of video games I play.
I’m only playing for 30 minutes before I go to bed.
Last night I went to bed 8 times.
Basketball Game
God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell.
“I know for a fact we are gonna win,” said God. “We have all the best players up here…Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on.”
“I wouldn’t count on that, God,” said Satan. “You see, down here, we have all the referees.”
Video Games
I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
After Match Party
After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
Relationship Game
My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!”
Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance.
German Game
What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other?
Gluten tag.
Fortnite
Fortnite is such a stupid name for a game.
It’s just too weak.
Just A Game!
My wife sighed, “Why does everything have to be a game with you?”
I replied, “An excellent question, my dear. But next time, please use the buzzer!”
Quiet Tennis
I had a game of quiet tennis today.
It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Wildest Fantasies
Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies.
For example, The Sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home.
Carnival Game
Have you seen that weird new Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?
It’s called guac-a-mole.
EA Games Job Interview
I went for a job interview at EA Games today.
The interviewer said to me, “The second part of your resume is missing.”
I said, “For the second part, you have to pay $20.”
Monopoly Board Game
You can tell Monopoly is an old game.
Because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
Board Game Thief
I almost got caught stealing a board game today.
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
XBox And Playstation Fight
XBox and PlayStation are having a fight.
Then the cops show up: “Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U…”
Girlfriend Dumped Me
My girlfriend just dumped me for talking about video games too much.
What a ridiculous thing to Fallout 4.
A Little Surprise
My wife just told me that in 9 months I’ll have a little surprise!
I can’t wait for Santa to come now… I hope it’s an Xbox.
Singing In The Shower
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
