Funny Future Jokes That Will Go Down In History!

Solar Power

Solar power is the future!

But it won’t happen overnight.

A history degree is useless.

There’s no future in it.

So I asked a ouija board for the name of my future wife.

WTF kinda name is Hahaha?

I said to the doctor, “Every time I eat birthday cake I get heartburn”.

She told me to take the candles off first in future.

How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.

I was feeling bad about the future today, but then I installed the new version of Office.

It improved my outlook.

Did you know that if you drink the fluid from a Magic 8 Ball you can see the future?

Trust me, it’s true. My friend Steve did it and said he was going to die, and then he did.