Funny Friend Jokes You Can Rely On!

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One of my mates told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.

Which was an incredibly unnecessary and hurtful thing to say.

It ruined our bath.

My friend’s bakery caught fire and burned to the ground last night.

Now his business is toast.

My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water.

I think he meant well.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

I’m very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don’t know why.

My friend drowned in a half-empty bath tub yesterday.

And he was normally so optimistic.