A Bumper Crop Of Funny Field Jokes!

One Tree

I saw a field with only one tree in it.

I thought, “That doesn’t look poplar”.

Why is it so hard to take a good photo of a wheat field?

The image is always grainy.

I thought I heard Tubular Bells on my farm last Christmas.

But it was just my cold field.

I’m thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events.

I wonder how many people are in that field.

I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.”

She said, “What’s that got to do with anything?”

I said, “That means it’s pasture bedtime.”

What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes?

A re-seeding airline.

Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?”

The other one says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

A farmer was in the field counting his cows; he counted 196 of them.

But when he rounded them up he had 200.