Wasp Identification
A friend of mine failed his Wasp Identification Exam recently.
He got a bee.
Failure Jokes
These hilarious failure jokes certainly pass the laughter test! There’s not a single reject among them!
Magician School
I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam.
They were all trick questions.
Cosmetic Surgery Fail
If anyone knows how to correct cosmetic surgery that’s gone horribly wrong …
I’m all ears.
Binary Course
I signed up for Binary 101 but failed it miserably.
I had no idea it was a Level 5 course.
Ethics Failure
My professor told me that I’m failing my ethics class.
So I slid 20 dollars across the table and said, “What about now…?”
Failed Math Exam
I failed my calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
Defibrillator Failure
It’s very rare that a defibrillator fails. But when it does, no one is shocked.
McDonald’s
McDonald’s tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed.
Hopefully, they’ve learned from their McSteaks.
Worst Case Ever!
I went to the doctor’s and told him, “I feel like such a failure. All 5 of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.”
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
Should Have Known
We should’ve known communism would fail.
There were a lot of red flags.
Sure To Fail
My friend rang me and asked me what I was doing.
I said, “Probably failing my driving test.”
Feminist And Algebra
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Math Exam
If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed…
I’d have $7.35 now.
Parachute Failure
If your parachute fails to deploy, don’t worry…
You have the rest of your life to fix it.
Risk Assessment
I got sacked from my job as restaurant manager today after one of my staff lost three fingers in an electric food mixer.
Apparently I failed to do a proper whisk assessment.
High Stakes
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar $100. Do you want to have a go?”
The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high!”
