Garment Factory
A friend of mine owned a garment factory.
I suggested he tried making wallets, but he was too clothes minded.
Factory Jokes
You won’t need to manufacture any fake laughter with these funny factory jokes! They were made for you!
Shoe Factory
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down?
So many lost soles.
Ice Cream Factory
I got fired from my new job at the ice cream factory.
I refused to work on Sundaes.
Tubes Of Glue
I got fired because I couldn’t make a thousand tubes of glue an hour.
I guess I couldn’t handle a fast paste working environment.
Pasta Factory
Who is the saddest person in the pasta factory?
The guy who’s filling cannelloni.
Detergent Factory Burglary
Did you hear about the burglary at the detergent factory?
The thief made a clean getaway.
Broth Factory
I took a job at a broth factory.
The salary is low but at least there are stock options.
Chess Factory
I’ve got a new job at the chess factory.
I’m on knights next week.
Freak Accident
My friend Gary lost all his hair in a freak accident at the biscuit factory.
Garibaldi.
Snow Globe Factory
I got trapped in the snow globe factory overnight.
I’m OK, just a little shaken.
Glue Factory
I met my wife at the glue factory where we both worked.
We bonded immediately.
Chemical Factory
I’m quitting my job at the chemical factory.
It’s a toxic workplace.
Salad Packing Factory
I’ve just applied for a job in a salad packing factory.
The hours are terrible, but the celery is good.
Mirror Factory
They’re building a mirror factory in my town.
I could see myself working there.
Pasta Factory
I started my new job at the pasta factory last week.
It’s been going well for the most part, just a fusilli mistakes.
Guillotine Factory
I just got a new job at the guillotine factory.
I’ll beheading there shortly.
Helium Factory
I just quit my job at the helium factory.
I won’t be spoken to in that tone.
Fragrance Factory
I totally understand why people work at fragrance factories.
Makes scents.
Wheel Boss
I rang the bicycle factory and asked to speak to whoever was in charge of wheels.
The person who answered said they weren’t there.
I said, “Okay, who are you?”
They said, “His spokes person”.
Made Six Figures!
I’m not bragging but I made six figures this year…
So they named me the year’s worst employee at the toy factory.
Happiness
Where is happiness made?
At the satisfactory.
Keyboard Factory
I was fired from the keyboard factory today.
I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Clock Factory
I’ve just been fired from my job at the clock-making factory.
After all those extra hours I put in.
Unfair Dismissal
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
