Wasp Identification
A friend of mine failed his Wasp Identification Exam recently.
He got a bee.
Exam Jokes
These funny exam jokes certainly pass the laughter test! In fact, they score top marks!
Pilot’s Exam
A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow.
He passed with flying colors.
Magician School
I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam.
They were all trick questions.
Test Marker
I was fired from my job as a test marker.
I don’t know why; I always gave 100%.
Astronaut Training
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
Online IQ Test
I just scored a 170 on an online IQ test and only had to answer three simple questions:
1. My credit card number.
2. My social security number.
3. Upload a signed copy of my birth certificate.
Failed Math Exam
I failed my calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
IQ Test
My IQ test result just came in and I’m really relieved.
Thank God it came back negative.
Math Exam
If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed…
I’d have $7.35 now.
Medical Exam
A blonde woman is having a medical examination at the doctor’s.
The doctor says, “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let’s check the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble…”
The blonde starts taking off her knickers but is interrupted by the doctor…
“No! No! Just stick out your tongue!”
What Was I Thinking Of
I was in an English exam and they asked “Write the past tense of ‘Think'”.
I thought and thought about this for ages.
Eventually, I went for ‘Thunk’.
