Dinosaur Rodeo
What sort of dinosaur takes part in rodeos?
A bronco-saurus.
Dinosaur Jokes
These dinosaur jokes will never go extinct because they’re hilarious! We think they’ll make you ‘asauras’ us from laughing!
Persistent Dinosaur
What sort of dinosaur never gives up?
A try-try-triceratops.
Drunk Dinosaur
What do you call a drunk dinosaur?
A staggersaurus.
Dinosaur Skeleton
I thought I had found a dinosaur skeleton.
But it turned out to be a fossil arm.
Dinosaur Novels
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels.
She said, “Yes, try Sarah Topps.”
T-Shirt Abbreviation
Did you know that T-shirt is actually an abbreviated version of Tyrannosaurus shirt?
Because of the short arms.
Dinosaur Bones
While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, “How old are they?”
The guard replies, “They are 73 million, four years, and six months old.”
“That’s a rather exact number,” says the tourist. “How do you know their age so precisely?”
“Well,” answers the guard, “The dinosaur bones were seventy three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.”
Dinosaur Drug
What kind of drug should dinosaurs never take?
A steroid.
Anxious Dinosaurs
What do you call a group of anxious dinosaurs?
Nervous Rex.
Large Dinosaur Bone
Paleontologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia.
It’s going to be quite the shindig.
Ugly Dinosaur
What do you call an ugly dinosaur?
An eyesaur.
Strange Dinosaur
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
Py-rex.
Jane Eyre Book
I just sat on the sharp corner of my hardcover copy of Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte.
Now I’ve got a Bronte sore ass.
Dinosaur For Lunch
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Dinosaur Farts
Scientists have discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart.
They described it as a blast from the past.
Dinosaur Dental Hygiene
What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?
A Flossiraptor.
Canadian Dinosaur
What do you call a dinosaur from Canada?
Torontosaurus Rex.
Arms Dealer
I buy all my guns from a guy called “T-Rex”.
He’s a small arms dealer.
Never Fight A Dinosaur
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You’ll get jurasskicked.
