Incontinence Hotline

I called the incontinence hotline yesterday.

The lady asked if I can hold for a few minutes.

Diarrhea Sufferers

Doctors say 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea.

That means one person enjoys it.

Hotel Breakfast

What do you call a hotel breakfast that gives you diarrhea?

Incontinental.

Two Brown Legs

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Don’t Try This At Home

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine …

Clearly hasn’t tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.