Incontinence Hotline
I called the incontinence hotline yesterday.
The lady asked if I can hold for a few minutes.
These hilarious diarrhea jokes are sure to make a real splash! You might even say they’re explosively funny!
I called the incontinence hotline yesterday.
The lady asked if I can hold for a few minutes.
Doctors say 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea.
That means one person enjoys it.
What do you call a hotel breakfast that gives you diarrhea?
Incontinental.
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.
On Monday we start Diarrhoea Awareness Week.
Runs until Friday.
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine …
Clearly hasn’t tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.
Diarrhea is hereditary.
It runs in your jeans.