Calculator Gift
Just received a mind-controlled calculator for my birthday.
Not the greatest present but it’s the thought that counts.
Calculator Jokes
These hilarious calculator jokes and puns are sure to push all the right buttons! What a result!
Broken Calculator Thief
Someone stole my broken calculator, but I don’t know why.
It just doesn’t add up.
Hand-me-down Calculator
Growing up we didn’t have a lot of money.
I had to use a hand-me-down calculator with no multiplication symbol on it.
Times were hard.
Expensive iPhones
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive.
“Well,” said Tim Cook, “That’s because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!”
“Then why are Android phones so much cheaper?” asked the journalist.
“Because,” said Tim Cook, “An Android replaces just one device. The iPhone.”
Engineer And Calculator
What do you call an engineer who doesn’t know how to use a calculator?
A project manager.
Fast Calculator
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
A calcunow.
Calculator Buttons
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing.
But it’s what’s inside that counts.
No Minus Button
I just noticed the minus button is missing from my calculator.
I guess it won’t make any difference.
