Army Trouble
I got in to trouble when I was in the army when they found me with trifles, ice cream and cakes.
They said I was a desserter.
Cake Jokes
It was a piece of cake selecting the jokes to be included in this tasty slice of hilarious cake jokes and puns!
Marble Cake Recipe
The recipe for marble cake is not what you might first think it is.
Totally unrelated topic – anybody know a good dentist?
Cake Eater
“Dad, can I eat the cake in the fridge?”
“Sure, but the dining room would probably be more comfortable.”
Talking Cupcakes
What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain’t seen muffin yet.
Cherry Cake
Patient: Doctor, doctor. I’ve come out in spots like cherries on a cake.
Doctor: Ah, you must have analogy.
Road Walker
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought to myself, “The streets are strangely desserted tonight.”
Birthday Cake
I said to the doctor, “Every time I eat birthday cake I get heartburn”.
She told me to take the candles off first in future.
Backwards Muffins
What is muffins spelled backwards?
Exactly what you do when you take them out the oven.
Fish Cakes
A man walks into a seafood store carrying a trout under his arm.
“Do you make fish cakes?” he asked.
“Yes, we do,” replied the fishmonger.
“Great,” said the man, “It’s his birthday.”
A Piece Of Cake?
If you struggle cutting cake…
Is it still a piece of cake?
Chessboard Cake
I bought a chessboard cake from the baker’s today.
I took one bite and said, “It’s stale, mate.”
He seemed surprised and said, “No, mate.”
I handed it to him and said, “Check mate.”
