Tropical Fish

Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain…

Due to all the indoor fins.

Brain Injury

I was worried that I hurt my brain…

Until I realized it was all in my head.

Clever Fish

What do you call a fish that has completed 8 years of medical school?

A brain sturgeon.

Water On The Brain

I asked my doctor how to cure water on the brain.

He suggested a tap on the head.

Brain Fell Out

Doctor: Your brain fell out after your accident, but we managed to put it back in.

Me: Thanks for reminding me.

Not Yet

A three year old boy examined his testicles in the bath.

“Mom,” he asked, “Are these my brains?”

“Not yet,” she replied.

Strange Brain

I finally figured out what’s wrong with my brain.

On the left side, there is nothing right.

On the right side, there is nothing left.

80s Pop Music

The doctor said to me, “Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s pop music!”

I said, “Yikes, what’s The Cure?”

He said, “Oh my God, it’s worse than I thought!”

In Two Minds!

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant.

But then I changed my mind.

Beer For Brain

A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer please.”

The barman looks at him and says “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you.”

“Why not?” asks the brain.

“You’re already out of your head.”

Important Organ

I used to think the brain was the most important organ.

Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.