New Wig

My balding friend bought a new wig before moving away, so I got him a comb as a parting gift.

Toupee Search

My friend asked me if I knew where he could find a toupee.

I said not off the top of my head.

Balding Friend

A balding friend of mine has finally cut off his remaining ponytail.

It was a hipsterectomy.

Freak Accident

My friend Gary lost all his hair in a freak accident at the biscuit factory.

Garibaldi.

Wig Shop Robbery

Did you hear about the wig shop that got robbed?

They’re looking into replacing all the locks.

Flight Company

I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people. I’ll call it…

Receding airlines.

Bald Old Man

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald.

That day, he called his children to a meeting.

He said, “Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it’s completely gone now. My hair can’t be saved. But look outside at the forest. It’s such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they’ll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair.”

“What I want you to do…” the man continued. “Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.”

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

Cheap Wig

I thought my dad spent all his savings on an expensive wig.

But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee.

Cropduster Airplanes

What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes?

A re-seeding airline.

Weight Gain Competition

I recently entered a competition to see who had gained the most weight and lost the most hair.

Obviously, it wasn’t called that.

It was advertised as a ‘School Reunion.’

Bald Friend

My friend went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.

He just can’t part with it.

Charismatic Surgeon

My bald surgeon is the most charismatic man I’ve ever met.

He’s a real smooth operator.

Childless Royals

What’s it called when a King and Queen have no children?

A receding heir line.

Bald Men

Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their hands through their hair.