Astronomy Jokes

Why can’t you send a duck to space?

Because the bill would be astronomical.

I’ve never owned a telescope in my life.

But it’s something I’m considering looking into.

I picked up a hitchhiker last night.

He asked, “How do you know I’m not a serial killer?”

I replied, “The chances of two serial killers in one car is astronomical.”

My wife suggested I get a telescope, since I was so interested in astronomy.

I told her I’d look into it.

What do you call a participation trophy in astronomy?

A constellation prize.

My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy.

What planet is she on?

Why did Elon Musk go broke?

Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.