Angry Paediatrician
Why was the paediatrician always losing his temper?
He had little patients.
Angry Jokes
These hilarious angry jokes certainly won’t drive you mad! When it comes to laughter, you won’t be able to keep your cool though!
Angry Mice
What do angry mice eat at Christmas?
Cross mouse puddings.
Rising Prices
Coffee, tea and beer prices continue to rise.
Anger is brewing across the nation.
Wardrobe Trouble
I always get frustrated trying to put my trousers in the wardrobe.
I think I have hanger management issues.
Up Late
My wife and I have agreed to never go to bed angry with each other.
So far, we’ve been up for three days.
Angry Country
What country is full of angry people?
Ireland.
Angry Girlfriend
My girlfriend was really angry when I gave her a box of photos of all her old boyfriends for Christmas.
I don’t know why, she said she wanted an ex box.
Stolen Dictionary
I was really angry when I ran into my friend Mark who stole my dictionary.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
Overcooked Ribeye
My wife was angry when I accidentally overcooked the ribeye tonight.
I told her everybody makes misteaks.
Keyboard Trouble
I was so angry earlier that I threw my keyboard against the wall and parts flew everywhere.
That’s when the shift hit the fan.
Never Angry
What type of people never get angry?
Nomads.
McDonald’s Meal
I ate a kids meal at McDonald’s today.
His mom got really angry.
Best Friend
3 years ago I married my best friend.
My girlfriend was angry but me and Dave thought it was hilarious.
Wife Introduction
My wife gets angry…
That I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend.
Cold Angry Man
What did the cold and angry man have for dinner?
A BrrrrGrrrrr.
Bad Language
I stubbed my toe and my Mom shouted at me for yelling, “What the duck!”
She was angry that I used fowl language.
Lost For Words
I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Angry Thief
I get so angry when I see someone with their wallet chained to their belt.
I just can’t take it.
Angry Feminist
An angry feminist said to me today that all men are pigs.
So I told her that women are equal to men.
Breakfast Time
This guy arrives home at seven o’clock in the morning, stinking of whiskey, to find his angry wife waiting for him.
She shouts at him, “You’d better have a darn good reason for coming home at this time in the morning.”
“Of course I do,” replies the guy.
“Well then, what is it?” asks his wife.
“Breakfast!”
Texting And Driving
I was driving to work this morning when I saw a woman texting and driving.
I was so angry I rolled down my window and threw my beer can at her.
