Psychic Powers
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.
For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, you idiot.”
Category Archives: Stupid Jokes
Leftover Food
As I was preparing to leave the restaurant, the waiter said to me, “Do you wanna box for your leftover food?”
I said, “No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for them.”
Store Opening
I opened a shop selling used artificial limbs.
I called it the second hand second hand store.
Indian Flat Bread
Just got the perfect tool for making a good Indian flat bread.
It’s a naan stick pan.
Spanish Jokes
What’s the difference between Spanish and dad jokes?
With Spanish you roll your Rs and with dad jokes you roll your eyes.
Largest Bounce House
The world’s largest bounce house is now touring the US. At 10,000 square feet it’s large enough to live in.
The rent is pretty expensive but that’s mostly due to inflation.
Invisible Cards
I keep imagining I’m holding an invisible pack of cards.
No one knows what I’m dealing with.
Morning Coffee
I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself…
I really need to wash some mugs.
Airplane Meal
I’m on a plane and the lunch choices are white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I’m seated in the last row.
I’m hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
Indian Flatbread
I say my secret superpower is detecting Indian flatbread in any given room.
My friends all say it’s naan-sense.
Cropduster Airplanes
What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes?
A re-seeding airline.
Laughter Letters
In the word Laughter, the letter L comes first…
The rest of the letters come aughter it.
