Shrove Tuesday Jokes And Puns

You won’t find any batter Shrove Tuesday jokes and puns than these! They’re guaranteed not to fall flat when you tell them to your friends!

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Funny Shrove Tuesday Jokes

It was Shrove Tuesday and Mrs Thomas was making pancakes for her sons, Michael 6, and Eddie 8.

As usual, the brothers began to argue over who should get the first pancake.

Their mother saw a wonderful opportunity for a moral lesson.

‘If Jesus were sitting at the table, He would say, “Let my brother have the first pancake”.’

Quick as a flash Eddie turned to Michael and said, ‘Michael, today you can be Jesus!’

Last Shrove Tuesday, I messed up the pancake mix.

I’m hoping to do batter this year.

Shrove Tuesday is great because my pancake jokes never fall flat.

What happened to the pancake that got mad on Shrove Tuesday?

He just flipped.

I can’t believe it’s Pancake Tuesday again.

Honestly, it just crêped up on me.

What did the young pancake say to the old burnt pancake on Shrove Tuesday?

I don’t like your flip side.

How do you make a pancake smile on Shrove Tuesday?

Butter him up.

What’s the best pancake topping for Shrove Tuesday?

More pancakes.

“Dad why is my brother called George?”

“Because he was born on St George’s day”

“Dad why is my brother called David?”

“Because he was born on St David’s day”


“Oh for crying out loud, enough with the questions, Pancake.”

Last Shrove Tuesday I went to a pancake restaurant.

After ordering, I asked if it would be long.

The waiter replied, “No sir, it will be round.”

Jokes About Shrove Tuesday

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